Plagued
By
Inconsistencies - Part One - An analysis of logistic impossibility
in the first of the
Egyptian plagues.
Added 12/13/05
Plagued
By
Inconsistencies - Part Two - An examination of silliness in the
story of the plague of
frogs.
Added 12/15/05
Plagued
By
Inconsistencies - Part Three - An examination of the inconsistent
references to Egyptian
livestock after the Exodus writer had said that "all the livestock of
Egypt" had died in
the plague of murrain.
Added 1/2/06
Plagued
By
Inconsistencies - Part Four - An examination of more discrepancies
that resulted from
obvious exaggerations in the plague accounts.
Darius the
Mede - The claim that "Darius the Mede" captured Babylon and
reigned before Cyrus the
Persian is shown to be historically questionable.
Added 07/04/06
Tall Tales of Wilderness Wanderings
Population
and the Size of the Hebrew Camps - The accuracy of census figures
in the book of Numbers
is assumed to show that the Hebrews who left Egypt would have numbered
at least 2.5
million.
Added 03/08/05
The Size of the Hebrew Camps -
The Hebrew census figures are used to
show what the minimum size of the Hebrew camps would have been.
Added 03/08/05
Sacrifices and the Size of the
Hebrew Camps -The Hebrew sacrificial
laws are examined to show the logistical improbability that they could
have been practiced in the Sinai wilderness.
Added 03/08/05
What About the Meal
Offerings? - The meal offering requirements are
examined to show the improbability that enough grain could have been
found in the Sinai region to practice these sacrifices.
Added 03/08/05
Where Did They Get the Wood? -
The burnt-offering requirements are
examined to show the improbability that enough wood would have been
available in the Sinai region to offer the sacrifices commanded and to
keep the fire on the altar burning perpetually.
Added 03/08/05
Yahweh's Quails - Logistical
impossibilities are examined in the story
of the quails that Yahweh sent to the Hebrew camp.
At Least the Priests Had Meat -
The logistical impossibility of just
four priests being able to eat all of the meat from animal sacrifices
is examined.
Added 03/08/05
Getting the Whole
Congregation Together - The impossibility of all of
the adults in a nation of three million gathering at one time in front
of the tabernacle is shown.
Added 03/08/05
When Nature Called -
Sanitation problems in Yahweh's plan for human
waste disposal is examined.
Added 03/08/05
The Water Problem - The enormous
problem of finding water for three
million people and their large herds of livestock in the Sinai region
is examined.
Added 03/09/05
Clothes with Lifetime Warranties - The enormous
problem of keeping millions clothed for 40 years in the Sinai region
is examined. Added 4/12/08
What Priests? - An anachronistic reference to
priests before the ordinations of Aaron and his sons is examined. Added 4/12/08
Journeys
into the Twilight Zone
(Reprints of satirical articles published
ten years ago in The
Freethought Bulletin)
Those Resilient Heathens
- A look at biblical silliness in stories of
heathen nations, which were said to have been "utterly destroyed" only
to appear in later Bible stories.
Added 03/16/05
Great Balls of Fire! - A
satirical look at Yahweh's apparent aversion
to crushed testicles.